im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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