i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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