So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Everything about him screamed your future.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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