how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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