the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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