New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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