if i died would you start the facebook group?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
