I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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