I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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