Don't you send me to vm
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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