GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
