Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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