i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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