People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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