so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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