Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
you would pick up someone in the library
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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