erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Randomize
