Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
how does that bad decision feel?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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