went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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