Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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