just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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