i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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