brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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