I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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