You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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