Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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