quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
bring money and cleavage
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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