is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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