we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Randomize
