Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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