I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
