hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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