Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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