So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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