She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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