You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
