Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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