that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Randomize