i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I am mentally ready for anal.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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