Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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