i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
