No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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