went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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