I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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