at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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