I wanna bring you to show and tell
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
3pm strippers are depressing
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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