He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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