Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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