Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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