If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
This is classic penis vs brain.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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