Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize