Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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