this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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