I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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