You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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