? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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