You're so nebulous sometimes
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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