ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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