I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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