we're blogging at a bar
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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